Where can I park my Prius?

The prius because who wants to spend the money on gas and I'll take the rims off the escalade thanks!

Gadget me up, please!

I'd love to have the blackberry storm or the waterproof phone from Japan hmm how about a waterproof smashproof blackberry storm with ptt capabilities now that would get my wallet. But hey I'm not picky I really have no cell if I didn't have to pay for it it could be a tracfone for all I care.

UPDATE: Now I have 2 one with service and one that is usable only with wifi

The self-help sells itself

Yes, I've bought several actually.. workout videos which I stuck with until the ball got tore up ...Tony Robbins tapes that(sorry Tony!) collect dust would I buy again ...yes I would because they motivated me to be bigger than I am.

When I realized I was a grown-up

When I held my oldest daughter and I realized I was mom was when it really sank in wow he's this beautiful life and now I'm responsible for taking care of it kinda funny now because she's so independent and I never see her.

When I get home, I kick my shoes off

Because obviously my feet hurt from standing on them all day.

I'll spend my golden years in Key Largo, FL

Because I've already been there it's warm its sunny and its as far away from here as I can get without leaving the country!

The breakup

The worst way I've ever been dumped was on my birthday.
The worst way I'd ever dumped would be by dating their friend or relative.